you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA
im-only-passing-through asked: Will you be my friend? I'll make you food.
i love you already
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
"You really care about this little club, huh?"
This was at the Michigan concert lol
LMAAAO, she forreal started recording them
she is one of us.