STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING
LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY
HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT
like is no one gonna pick up that HE IS THE ONE WHO STOPS HER SONG ABOUT FREEDOM? HE CUTS HER DOWN WITH HIS HORSE.
"I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
‘Cuz for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing’s in my way!”
AND SLAM. HANS IS IN HER WAY. NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS FORESHADOWING
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
I wish I could say I can’t believe men would say such dumb shit.
Literally, go fuck yourselves. Bye.
JFK Jr struts down the streets of Hyannis Port in the late 70s
as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.
is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
You mean some people don’t do this?
Protest, BBQ, Voter Reg, Music— community is alive and well in Ferguson. #staywoke #insolidarity #farfromover